that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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