Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Dear god my vagina.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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