Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just pee around me
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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