He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
