:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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