I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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