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no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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