How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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