I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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