Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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