Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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