No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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