im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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