I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm just crazy horny about you
the liver wants what the liver wants
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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