dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He? As in you personified your dick?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
