i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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