so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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