I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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