David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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