laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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