it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
