How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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