Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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