Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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