we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
where am i from again
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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