Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Apparently you make a good broom.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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