i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Vodka?
Forever.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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