Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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