I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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