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My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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