I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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