We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Princesses don't give blow jobs
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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