it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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