Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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