Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
she told me i tasted like america
you will always have a special place in my vag
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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