remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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