She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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