she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
i came on her dog
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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