I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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