id be glad to
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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