I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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