Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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