I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
