Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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