Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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