Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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