fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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