Is it because I queefed?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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