Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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