David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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