so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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