So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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