My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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