he wants to bone in the snuggie
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Never joke about your clitoris.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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