What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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